“why are you clogging up my facebook page with your freaking ponies!!”

-sunny

“I have abs of steel!”

-Mitchell

Chris: if you don't care about the ducks-
Karthik: I DO care about the ducks!

“papa, you’ve never nibbled my ear!”

-

(while listening to “i’m yours”)

mum

LOL autocorrect

“It’s like punk cheerleader gone wrong”

-mum on my outfit

“I’m only rude to stupid people”

-Dad

“Haters don’t be hating”

-My mum on the nj bullying law

mum: lani, how did your brownies turn out?
me: i don't know, i didn't try them yet
papa: they look brown

me: wait, do you know what happens after bella and edward get married?
mum: no
me: well she has a baby and-
mum: another vampire eats it?