February 2012
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so raccoons are apparently literally eating...
documentary: ...over 1500 raccoons per year were imported into japan from north america...
mum: it's an american plot to destroy japan!!!!
Feb 9th
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“(talking about michael fassbender/his penis) I don’t understand how you...”
– eileen
Feb 8th
overheard today...
a: I know the secret to your good grades!! because you play minecraft
b: oh yeah, it's because I play minecraft instead of studying
Feb 4th
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January 2012
2 posts
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“his facial expressions convey fierce, but his actions do not convey fierce. they...”
Jan 30th
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“she looks like a cheerleader gone wrong!”
Jan 30th
December 2011
2 posts
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“what does robin hood do? rob da hood!”
Dec 17th
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“it’s like tuck everlasting, but with cabbage!”
Dec 16th