February 2012
6 posts
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“Haters don’t be hating”
– My mum on the nj bullying law
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mum: lani, how did your brownies turn out?
me: i don't know, i didn't try them yet
papa: they look brown
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me: wait, do you know what happens after bella and edward get married?
mum: no
me: well she has a baby and-
mum: another vampire eats it?
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so raccoons are apparently literally eating...
documentary: ...over 1500 raccoons per year were imported into japan from north america...
mum: it's an american plot to destroy japan!!!!
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“(talking about michael fassbender/his penis) I don’t understand how you...”
– eileen
overheard today...
a: I know the secret to your good grades!! because you play minecraft
b: oh yeah, it's because I play minecraft instead of studying